Every 2016 Zero Punctuation with No Punctuation

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  • Jon Borodine
    Jon Borodine  11 hours back

    A wolf's head on butterfly wings. I love it

    • Spiral Jumper
      Spiral Jumper  2 days back

      I am so sad that Yahtzee had to play Ratchet 2016 before the original. The remake is so fucking bad.

      • True Mind
        True Mind  2 days back

        39:26
        *DoW imperial guard theme starts playing*

        • Jeremy Lindquist
          Jeremy Lindquist  5 days back

          These videos provide me much enjoyment while driving to class.

          • Connor 0672
            Connor 0672  5 days back

            I think watching undertale is what made me think it was very eh. That and the community

            • Patrick Somers
              Patrick Somers  6 days back

              Well I know what I'm doing for the next 4-and-a-quarter hours.

              • Krillinthefail
                Krillinthefail  7 days back

                does he say the n word at 2:47:16 ?

                • Francisco J. Moreno
                  Francisco J. Moreno  7 days back

                  Please, timestamps or still titles the next time. Most of the time i forget what game is being reviewed! xD

                  • AlexanderDraconis
                    AlexanderDraconis  1 weeks back

                    28:09.5 just cracks me up, I dunno why

                    • Ghost
                      Ghost  1 weeks back

                      Yahtzee, i think we both know you not a millennial, and thats a good thing.

                      • Dylan Smith
                        Dylan Smith  1 weeks back

                        I'd rather have someone drive over my ballsack going 150 on a highway then hear this guy drone on like an undiagnosed ADHD 40 year old virgin for 4 hours.
                        A couple videos a year is good enough.

                        • alldayagain
                          alldayagain  1 weeks back

                          I think he should do a Top and Bottom 5 for the decade at some point. Maybe when the 2020 Drought hits.

                          • Andrew Gray
                            Andrew Gray  1 weeks back

                            > they do not so much "fly" as "plummet"

                            And you make fun of Monty Python fans?

                            • ellen m
                              ellen m  1 weeks back

                              came for unbridled rage and stayed for julian bashir.

                              • Relax Alex
                                Relax Alex  1 weeks back

                                1:46:50

                                • Michael Tonks
                                  Michael Tonks  1 weeks back

                                  Ever thought of releasing these as a podcast? I sit and listen to it while I'm at work without watching. Would be nice, is all

                                  • Jim Emmonstein
                                    Jim Emmonstein  2 weeks back

                                    Games are getting cheeky. When I play Assassins Creed, I want to play a damn game. I don't want to be forced to know your story. They forget this. Story is always second to games in games. If I am interested in the Apple of Eden and your themes (which I was) then I would pursue them. I don't mean an encyclopedia of Destiny lore. I mean, give me the game first and then tell me a story within it.

                                    • amdm amdhg
                                      amdm amdhg  2 weeks back

                                      Is it just me or did akindalewar change his art style





                                      And characters






                                      And accent....

                                      • Ben Sell
                                        Ben Sell  2 weeks back

                                        "Undertale is a good game" overrated but still good

                                        • DavidTheWavid Animation

                                          22:40 Could Assassin’s Creed go on long to use ALL the subtitle cliches?

                                          Origins and Odyssey: Yes.

                                        • Ben Ward
                                          Ben Ward  2 weeks back

                                          _Intro_

                                          "Undertale is a good game..."

                                          _Outro_

                                        • Petri K
                                          Petri K  2 weeks back

                                          Though 50 Cent probably would have made better Carol Danvers than certain someone who shall not be criticized.

                                          • Takuan Soho
                                            Takuan Soho  2 weeks back

                                            Oh boy, here I go summarizing again !

                                            00:00:05 Yahtzee Top 5 Best, Worst and Blandest games of 2015
                                            00:07:12 Devils Third
                                            00:12:27 Mario & Luigi Paper Jam
                                            00:17:35 Assassin's Creed Chronicles
                                            00:22:47 Xenoblade Chronicles X
                                            00:28:06 The Witness
                                            00:30:47 Bombshell
                                            00:33:34 Gravity Rush
                                            00:38:32 X-COM 2
                                            00:43:38 Firewall Vs Layers of Fear
                                            00:48:51 Far Cry Primal
                                            00:53:55 Stardew Valley
                                            00:56:30 Superhot (extra pissed off Yahtzee at 58:08 :O !)
                                            00:59:09 The Division
                                            01:04:03 Salt and Sanctuary
                                            01:08:53 République
                                            01:13:42 Shadow Warrior
                                            01:18:22 Quantum Break
                                            01:23:17 Dark Souls 3
                                            01:28:13 Ratchet & Clank
                                            01:33:03 Starfox Zero
                                            01:37:53 Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door
                                            01:42:33 Uncharted 4
                                            01:47:23 Doom
                                            01:52:22 Homefront : The Revolution
                                            01:57:32 Battleborn & Overwatch
                                            02:02:50 Mirror's Edge Catalyst
                                            02:07:46 E3 2016
                                            02:13:07 Mighty N°9
                                            02:18:19 Inside
                                            02:21:13 Shadow of the Beast
                                            02:23:25 Technomancer
                                            02:28:34 Furi
                                            02:31:10 Song of the Deep
                                            02:33:40 I am Setsuna
                                            02:38:40 Head Lander
                                            02:41:06 Quadrilateral Cowboy
                                            02:43:27 Quake 1
                                            02:48:42 No Man's Sky
                                            02:54:00 Grow Up

                                            More updates coming soon :P

                                            • TheAtomicLemon
                                              TheAtomicLemon  1 days back

                                              You're absolutely insane, but in a good way. Thank you for your service.

                                          • Stephen Girty
                                            Stephen Girty  2 weeks back

                                            18:48 haha now they don't even have the stabbing unless you have paid for all the boosts!

                                            • JesusKrispies
                                              JesusKrispies  2 weeks back

                                              1:43:48

                                              You're welcome.

                                              • Demnark Balcom
                                                Demnark Balcom  2 weeks back

                                                I forgot that capcom of america is actually just capcom of Texas

                                                • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                  Bogumila Czwakiel  2 weeks back

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                                                • P B
                                                  P B  2 weeks back

                                                  I don't get all the cries of self-censorship, all the originals are still available and this video contains more than its fair share of remarks that will have it demonotised anyway.

                                                  • Kane Obscurum
                                                    Kane Obscurum  5 days back

                                                    could be for the same reason the definitive edition of the DMC reboot removed the villian line that was something about making the world his bitch. That is, either Yahtzee or an editor felt the jokes didn't work so well in hindsight or just weren't so good upon reflection.

                                                  • lachlan Bastin
                                                    lachlan Bastin  1 weeks back

                                                    Though you have to wonder that if the video is going to be demonetised anyway, then why remove it?

                                                  • Ben Ward
                                                    Ben Ward  1 weeks back

                                                    P B I mean, it's not like Escapist is going to claim this child friendly anyway...

                                                • Nigel Bear
                                                  Nigel Bear  2 weeks back

                                                  Welp. No Mafia 3 review. the joke that did this was the racism joke neer the start for the developers to use the n-word. it was even stated "not putting it in would be even more racist"... well how ironic.

                                                  • Encaru
                                                    Encaru  2 weeks back

                                                    It's a bird it's a plane its Ass-Ass man!

                                                    • Justin Greenland
                                                      Justin Greenland  2 weeks back

                                                      review chrono trigger

                                                      • thatdapperfellow
                                                        thatdapperfellow  2 weeks back

                                                        Is this the last one?

                                                        • th792
                                                          th792  2 weeks back

                                                          remember to let the ad play and click on the ad so the company gets charged.

                                                          • Paul B
                                                            Paul B  2 weeks back

                                                            So the only censoring I noticed this time was that they cut the _entirety_ of the Mafia 3 review.

                                                            • Director [Redacted]
                                                              Director [Redacted]  7 days back

                                                              @Sorow Fame This weirds me out though they are going to be demonetized anyway for all the jokes left in so I really doubt the censorship is for demonetization, that said I don't know what else it could be for.

                                                            • Andrew Eike
                                                              Andrew Eike  1 weeks back

                                                              ​@Sorow Fame Nope its just one line in particular

                                                              n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep n-bleep c-bleep c-bleep s-bleep

                                                              All racial slurs

                                                              Still hilarious how he said it tho

                                                            • Sorow Fame
                                                              Sorow Fame  1 weeks back

                                                              Lilly Who I think the review has a recurring joke based around race. They probably removed it because it might get them demonetised.

                                                            • Lilly Who
                                                              Lilly Who  1 weeks back

                                                              What are they trying to censor, specifically?

                                                            • James.T .Adams
                                                              James.T .Adams  1 weeks back

                                                              That censorship might just cost them Yahtzee’s loyalty if they aren’t careful.

                                                          • Haramgalf The Grey Gorilla

                                                            Undertale better than The Witcher 3? Why are all people preaching a mediocre game over the Witcher 3?

                                                            • JesusKrispies
                                                              JesusKrispies  2 weeks back

                                                              Wow, what a hot take. Pity it's only 3 years past the point where anyone might possibly have given a shit.

                                                          • Mr Hash
                                                            Mr Hash  2 weeks back

                                                            Bruh look at all those ads just make a fake one and keep watching this therefore more money

                                                            • //Shadow_Reaper\\
                                                              //Shadow_Reaper\\  2 weeks back

                                                              2:11:42 oh if past Yahtzee only knew of what was to come in the future!

                                                              • Nathan E
                                                                Nathan E  2 weeks back

                                                                The Irishman has nothing on ZP.

                                                                • Bogumila Czwakiel
                                                                  Bogumila Czwakiel  2 weeks back

                                                                  Is carzq👺😡👺👻😡😈💤🖕🏿🤑

                                                                  • Ira Javier
                                                                    Ira Javier  2 weeks back

                                                                    This video wasn't long enough. Need more.

                                                                    • AdvisedSwine23
                                                                      AdvisedSwine23  2 weeks back

                                                                      Finally a good use of my time

                                                                      • Adam Greenhaus
                                                                        Adam Greenhaus  2 weeks back

                                                                        I'm going to create a review channel called "Only Punctuation." It will be very quiet.

                                                                        • CyanFire
                                                                          CyanFire  6 days back

                                                                          It'll just be recordings of yourself making faces in the mirror. Surprised look to represent an exclamation point, puzzled to represent a question mark, etc.

                                                                        • alldayagain
                                                                          alldayagain  6 days back

                                                                          Or game reviewing only using charades

                                                                      • deimosian
                                                                        deimosian  2 weeks back

                                                                        How much did you cowards self-censor this time?

                                                                        • Sorow Fame
                                                                          Sorow Fame  1 weeks back

                                                                          Oh I'm sorry, does people actually wanting to make money on their videos offend you?

                                                                      • ThaDevilsJester
                                                                        ThaDevilsJester  2 weeks back

                                                                        28:07 unintentional insult to The Witness

                                                                        • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                          dragonfire 420blazin  2 weeks back

                                                                          You forgot Mafia 3!!
                                                                          Seriously guys I thought you got your shit together after forgetting 3 ZP's in that "Every Zero Punctuation of 2018". You do know "EVERY" means all of them right?

                                                                          • dragonfire 420blazin
                                                                            dragonfire 420blazin  2 weeks back

                                                                            @Greil9 its Yahtzee fucking Croshaw. Trying to sensor him is a lost cause.

                                                                          • Greil9
                                                                            Greil9  2 weeks back

                                                                            Going to guess it's their earlier censorship in these compilations, except they had no idea how to do the use of the n-word and references to racism in that video. So rather than try, they pretend it didn't happen.

                                                                        • Frostile
                                                                          Frostile  2 weeks back

                                                                          With every year the ads get worse and worse, must be trying to match how the years got worse for youtube

                                                                          • Majora
                                                                            Majora  2 weeks back

                                                                            59:48 jesus my sides

                                                                            • Nathan Doty
                                                                              Nathan Doty  2 weeks back

                                                                              Just one year to go...