Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

  • Published: 03 December 2019
  • Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor.
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    How to Make This Guacamole
    Step 1: Watch the video
    Step 2: Follow the instructions
    Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
    Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
    Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
    Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
    Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
    Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
    Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.
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Comments • 2 139

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   1 weeks back

    And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites 
    with merch and stuff:


    Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning 
    and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!

  • Ralsei
    Ralsei  1 hours back

    Where is your 10 million subs?

    • 尻比b
      尻比b  2 hours back

      2 million subscriptions for suck food😂

        TheOHNOESITSSCOTTY  4 hours back

        Guacamole recipe from my work. :)

        Per 1kg of avo.
        -100g diced red onion
        -80g lime juice
        -15g salt
        -15g coarsely chopped coriander

        • g000dn
          g000dn  10 hours back

          maybe im in the minority but this video was infinitely more watchable than the videos that devolve into musicals about tomatoes and eggs and their fictional lives ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • Walf
            Walf  11 hours back

            I was ready to be ridiculed for not liking cilantro like I have my entire life, I shed a tear when someone finally understood it's not my fault. Thank you.

          • Meme_ Cat
            Meme_ Cat  13 hours back

            My recipe (wich you should try) hint hint

            3:large avocados
            Some sour cream to tast
            Pepper pepper pepper
            Garlic powder
            Tomato (depends on how much you like)
            Green onions
            Lime. Juice
            (Sometimes cilantro)
            (Rarely onion)


            • Meme_ Cat
              Meme_ Cat  13 hours back

              Maybe you can add more avocado this is just of my memory so I don’t know if it’s completely correct about how many avocados u need

          • Elora Pascuzzo
            Elora Pascuzzo  13 hours back

            I just wanted to say that I am proud of you and I am proud of this channel for being one of the best thank you for making my day better.

            • Natalie Freeman
              Natalie Freeman  15 hours back

              Where were those hairs from 😳

              • KaNanoTV
                KaNanoTV  16 hours back

                He should’ve made his hundredth video on Jan 13, which would’ve been the 5th anniversary of his fist video

                • The_Weewoo_Man
                  The_Weewoo_Man  18 hours back

                  I used a five prong fork, and the guacamole ripped out my liver and central nervous system.

                  6/10, Would probably do it again.

                  • Frosty Mothra
                    Frosty Mothra  1 days back

                    I don't suck at cooking

                    *I CAN'T COOK*

                    • nadacom SENTIDO
                      nadacom SENTIDO  1 days back

                      How do i get my knife haunted? Does it have any especific way?

                      • layeandro
                        layeandro  1 days back

                        I am so fucking in love with this channel, pls keep on making vids. I am very interested in cooking and I love your homour.


                        • FANATTIC Plays
                          FANATTIC Plays  1 days back

                          congrats on 100 videos!!!!! you do amazing work <3

                          • Mike Blodgett
                            Mike Blodgett  1 days back

                            The only things better than guacamole are videos grim this channel.

                            • DoublePostedBroski
                              DoublePostedBroski  1 days back

                              Ugh his voice is so sexy

                              • Kevin Arellano
                                Kevin Arellano  1 days back

                                Hi bro! Love you! Everyone here loves you!

                                • Pogadust
                                  Pogadust  1 days back

                                  Your editing is underratedly good

                                  • Star :3
                                    Star :3  1 days back

                                    🥑🥑 + 🥄= 🥗<— pretend that’s’s some chips! 🥐 <— pretend that’s a chip

                                    • Ricardo Felix
                                      Ricardo Felix  2 days back

                                      I love you

                                      • Hyperion Jr
                                        Hyperion Jr  2 days back

                                        Cilantro is the devils lettuce

                                        • Pancake Boi
                                          Pancake Boi  2 days back

                                          I think you mean Mexican mash potatoes

                                          • Shoebur
                                            Shoebur  2 days back


                                            • Professor karl der Große

                                              FR E SH A VOCA DO

                                              • escope1959
                                                escope1959  2 days back

                                                The acid will really make it trippy...

                                                • Pebbles
                                                  Pebbles  2 days back

                                                  I knew a guacamole recipe seemed strangely familiar...

                                                  • April K
                                                    April K  2 days back

                                                    Darn my knife is never haunted when I want be..any suggestions? And can I use dried cranberries instead of raisins? 🤔

                                                    • Jack K
                                                      Jack K  2 days back

                                                      Is this guy how to basic

                                                      • Ky Christensen
                                                        Ky Christensen  2 days back

                                                        Return to the one that started it all
                                                        .. good job.

                                                        • Twotimer
                                                          Twotimer  2 days back

                                                          lol. Tomatoes in guacamole? American....

                                                          • Zitron Aj 2
                                                            Zitron Aj 2  2 days back

                                                            I NEED THE EGG SERIESS

                                                            • Chickenless Nuggets
                                                              Chickenless Nuggets  2 days back

                                                              This doesn’t work if your knife isn’t haunted hehe. Actually eggs are like chicken periods.

                                                              • Cameron Speirs
                                                                Cameron Speirs  2 days back

                                                                I ordered some merch, but where are the undos on four hundo aprons???

                                                                • Bricksomniac
                                                                  Bricksomniac  2 days back

                                                                  The raisins had me dying, keep em coming!

                                                                  • DaelinD
                                                                    DaelinD  2 days back

                                                                    "This doesn't work well if your knife isn't haunted."
                                                                    Double negative. Epic grammar fail.
                                                                    Hand over the nuclear launch codes and GTFO, please.

                                                                    • SupaDanteX
                                                                      SupaDanteX  1 days back

                                                                      I don't understand what you mean? He used that grammar correctly.
                                                                      This doesn't work well if your knife isn't haunted = this works well if your knife is haunted.
                                                                      Which is what he's saying. It auto chops, because his knife is haunted.
                                                                      A single negative would be saying his knife auto chops if it isn't haunted. Which would be wrong. What's the issue?

                                                                  • NIGHT KNIGHT
                                                                    NIGHT KNIGHT  2 days back

                                                                    what would you tell me if I bought the Knifesketball

                                                                    • Joann Wang
                                                                      Joann Wang  2 days back

                                                                      I have been waiting for this moment!!😍

                                                                      • shi _
                                                                        shi _  2 days back

                                                                        I say wangjangle in my day to day life and people are starting to worry about my sanity as they don't watch this channel

                                                                        • Paulina Banuelos
                                                                          Paulina Banuelos  2 days back

                                                                          me: *finds raisins in pillowcase*
                                                                          also me: oh cool somebody made guac

                                                                          • Jake Starsky
                                                                            Jake Starsky  2 days back

                                                                            needs gaaaaaaarlic

                                                                            • Wonderful Cook BR
                                                                              Wonderful Cook BR  2 days back

                                                                              I love so much your channel and recipes everything so delicious so great everybody loves. Thank you so much to share with us thank you so much to subscribe in my channel too

                                                                              • Merly Villanueva
                                                                                Merly Villanueva  3 days back

                                                                                Or... you can be a lazy f*** and get store-bought guacamole.

                                                                                Which is what I do.

                                                                                • fifthstr
                                                                                  fifthstr  3 days back

                                                                                  I need guacamole now

                                                                                  • StNick119
                                                                                    StNick119  3 days back

                                                                           can crack an avocado like an egg?

                                                                                    • Jessica Guo
                                                                                      Jessica Guo  3 days back

                                                                                      Is it possible to make this without the raisins

                                                                                      • Sucpeen Jesus
                                                                                        Sucpeen Jesus  3 days back

                                                                                        Never make a face reveal vid

                                                                                        • Zden
                                                                                          Zden  3 days back

                                                                                          cilantro tastes like licking a steel pipe :)