Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special


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  • Kyle Thomas
    Kyle Thomas  9 hours back

    This guy is hilarious, and didn't have to swear a bunch to make it "funny." I respect that.

    • Randy Meza
      Randy Meza  10 hours back

      Cant stop laughing!!! 😂

      • Ann Berlin
        Ann Berlin  11 hours back

        I’ve got to show my boyfriend this. I’m pretty sure this is his spirit animal.

        • EW Studios
          EW Studios  16 hours back

          Ha ha ha ha ha

          • Rob Stan
            Rob Stan  17 hours back


            • Derporsche
              Derporsche  20 hours back

              .... only impregnated during consensual sex with bull's they're in love with...... ha ha....

              • Michelle Rene Crossman
                Michelle Rene Crossman  20 hours back

                I stayed here because honestly I just love this guy’s personality

                • Sean
                  Sean  21 hours back

                  Tell me why the loudest the crowd cheered was at the end.

                  • MusicAndMemes
                    MusicAndMemes  22 hours back

                    Elon musk and Winnie the Pooh had a Baby
                    Except their baby is HILARIOUS! 👏

                    • Porkchop's Papi
                      Porkchop's Papi  22 hours back

                      And what's with airline food, am I right......

                      • AM Verduzco
                        AM Verduzco  24 hours back

                        Geat to hear good, clean comedy!

                        • DarcieGlam
                          DarcieGlam  1 days back

                          Hahaha he is the BEST husband!

                          • tHE HECk
                            tHE HECk  1 days back

                            funny - all the way. Master pieces on a string. Bravo.

                            • Aubrey limoges
                              Aubrey limoges  1 days back

                              But i actually do prefer cold pizza😂🍕

                              • Stewart Marsden
                                Stewart Marsden  1 days back

                                The lack of negative comments makes me think this man has a lot of family members writing in his support because he was tediously boring and unfunny.

                                • Caddy Daddy
                                  Caddy Daddy  1 days back

                                  Yes he does......he deserves the real clap lol

                                  • Shanan Alexander
                                    Shanan Alexander  1 days back

                                    I be never heard him before but he is funny.

                                    • guillermo perez
                                      guillermo perez  1 days back

                                      This guy is a natural! He's hilarious!

                                      • Jonathon Quilier
                                        Jonathon Quilier  1 days back

                                        She's a compulsive lier

                                        • Jane Doe
                                          Jane Doe  1 days back

                                          My husband use to always tell me that time thing so i don't be late . 😆

                                          • dijasom
                                            dijasom  1 days back

                                            Final joke was legit.

                                            • Anthony Darrow
                                              Anthony Darrow  1 days back

                                              This guy is out of this world funny! I'm rolling. I could listen to him all day. He's the best!

                                              • Bois_Element
                                                Bois_Element  1 days back

                                                31:41 i dont know why this made me laugh so much XD

                                                • Jerry Butler
                                                  Jerry Butler  1 days back

                                                  Super funny! There's a hint of Patrice O'neal in this set.

                                                  • geo mod
                                                    geo mod  1 days back

                                                    So great. I needed this laugh.

                                                    • Deleen c
                                                      Deleen c  1 days back

                                                      Classic beta male provider...sorry dude. Your now part of 80% of men in western modern society. Good luck with your starfish.

                                                      • Jose Garcia
                                                        Jose Garcia  2 days back

                                                        Dude is hilarious

                                                        • Crosh
                                                          Crosh  2 days back

                                                          But..But.. Cold pizza wouldn't exist if the Hot pizza was good enough to FINISH!

                                                          • G A
                                                            G A  2 days back

                                                            Try having somebody spend 4 hours on the toilet. She has to be cremated when she's dead because she'll be chasing her coffin into the ground.

                                                            • Buley Builds
                                                              Buley Builds  2 days back

                                                              Got me with the gummy bear part 😆😂

                                                              • Dianna Stroud
                                                                Dianna Stroud  2 days back

                                                                Tomato sauce pizza: Best hot
                                                                White sauce pizza: Best cold

                                                                • DebbyAbqNM
                                                                  DebbyAbqNM  2 days back

                                                                  "Women make you late." Ladies, we know that men make us late... as much as nine months late. And if the men (who make the rules) stick around, they see what that means.

                                                                  • Starbeyond
                                                                    Starbeyond  2 days back

                                                                    Was this recent? People still have DVD players and DVDs? Wasn't he talking about watching Netflix earlier???

                                                                    • RacinGIRL911
                                                                      RacinGIRL911  2 days back

                                                                      I sent this video to my husband to let him know that he is not alone. LOL!!!

                                                                      • Jvpitr Kxng
                                                                        Jvpitr Kxng  2 days back

                                                                        im a go to School and Roast your bully typa Dad Myself 💪🏾

                                                                        • Paddy Orourke
                                                                          Paddy Orourke  2 days back

                                                                          This guy is FRIGGING FUNNY. 😂😂😂

                                                                          • heffo67
                                                                            heffo67  2 days back

                                                                            Funniest ever?!? It's not even in the top 1,000 jokes I've heard about being late and I've only ever heard 7.

                                                                            • io321
                                                                              io321  2 days back

                                                                              He's alright, but why does he fake-start laughing every other word as he speaks? Does he think it prompts the audience to laugh mindlessly at the material? To me he's definitely using it as a trick and it makes it hard to listen to. Feel free to disagree.

                                                                              • bodacious
                                                                                bodacious  2 days back


                                                                                • Kim N
                                                                                  Kim N  2 days back

                                                                                  Love this guy. Can entertain without foul language. Just goes to show. You don't need the foul language to be funny. Great job Andy!

                                                                                  • Emily Parker
                                                                                    Emily Parker  3 days back

                                                                                    Raised by Malachi! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                                    • Jacque Harenberg
                                                                                      Jacque Harenberg  3 days back

                                                                                      Never seen Andy before. Its nice to see a comedian sucessfully perform with no vulgarity. Funny guy.

                                                                                      • Buddy
                                                                                        Buddy  3 days back

                                                                                        Oh fk! Watched the whole thing and now I'm late to work!

                                                                                        • Escape From Crazytown
                                                                                          Escape From Crazytown  3 days back

                                                                                          Great step-dad material! At least my dishes don't look like my ex. 😂😂😂

                                                                                          • Michiel Demarey
                                                                                            Michiel Demarey  3 days back

                                                                                            I watched only 7 minutes and didn't laugh once (and yes I have an excellent sense of humor). To me this is very mediocre and boring. Nothing refined nor hilarious.

                                                                                            • NdiNaija
                                                                                              NdiNaija  3 days back

                                                                                              He is HILARIOUS!!!! I need to see him in a sitcom about his family life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                                              • tttlt84
                                                                                                tttlt84  3 days back

                                                                                                OMG. This dude is hilarious!

                                                                                                • littlegoatgt
                                                                                                  littlegoatgt  3 days back

                                                                                                  it's not a shower, its freshing up before Netflix ;-)