Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Seth’s Mom, Hilary Meyers


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  • Riac007
    Riac007  11 hours back

    I can't believe he told a joke about masturbation in front of his mother

    • Star Fire
      Star Fire  1 days back

      I swear Seth's part at the end is my favourite🤣🤣🤣🤣

      • amal zuhair
        amal zuhair  2 days back

        He got fooled by his momma, now that’s harsh.

        • Son Brimmer
          Son Brimmer  2 days back

          While shooting fish in a barrel might yield a few highlights, it's just not very fun.

          • Bill Lonee
            Bill Lonee  2 days back

            Gives mom his chair. Gives Gloria Steinem his chair. Makes Tiffany Haddish sit on a folding chair...

            • Topher TheTenth
              Topher TheTenth  2 days back

              My Mom can't say she's had no Tartar down there. But she's had no Cossack, no Bulgar, no Hun, no Kazakh, no Uzbek, no ...

              • Charles Kilgore
                Charles Kilgore  3 days back

                Sorry, Jenny. Peppermint Patty is Pig Pen's girlfriend.

                • Ken Hymes
                  Ken Hymes  3 days back

                  If you need another reason to hate Disney... they own Annie, so we don't get to watch the best popsicle shtick of all time, and one of the funniest bits ever done on late night television... we just have to remember it in our hearts.

                  • expectationlost
                    expectationlost  3 days back

                    very artificial presentation

                    • Misty Lee
                      Misty Lee  3 days back

                      Can we just acknowledge that Seth talked about masturbating with a toothbrush with his mom sitting right next to him??

                      • MellyMae44
                        MellyMae44  3 days back

                        "Sss.....salt?" You've never met my very white dad who puts salt on EVERYTHING!

                        • L W
                          L W  4 days back

                          Love how Seth includes his family and writers in the show. No diva, he likes to share the spotlight. Nice guy.

                          • IFStravinsky
                            IFStravinsky  4 days back

                            Not as good as usual.

                            • Obiwan362, Gamer at Law

                              As soon as his mom came out, I couldn't wait to see Seth call her a liar.

                              • Lei Arnaz
                                Lei Arnaz  4 days back

                                I don't like jenny

                                • The Verbal Asymptote
                                  The Verbal Asymptote  4 days back

                                  “A regular house... without cats”
                                  Me a lesbian: 😧

                                  • opeyemi uthman
                                    opeyemi uthman  4 days back

                                    Jenny is a mum, how?

                                    • BergletteMom
                                      BergletteMom  4 days back

                                      I love Amber. She is so pretty, and a great actress and comedian.

                                      • VA Brew
                                        VA Brew  4 days back

                                        This....this doesn't get old! I love it!!!

                                        • mkcohen89
                                          mkcohen89  4 days back

                                          that was genuinely adorable.

                                          • LouisFGraham
                                            LouisFGraham  4 days back

                                            Does Hillary Meyers have a movie coming out? Did she write a book? Why the f is she there?

                                            • Tom Cooney
                                              Tom Cooney  4 days back

                                              The Catholic church one could of been told by Seth and still got the same reactions

                                              • David Ezzell
                                                David Ezzell  4 days back

                                                This is by far one of the best segments on the show

                                                • serious
                                                  serious  4 days back

                                                  It's so cute how geeked he is to see his mom

                                                  • Sarah A
                                                    Sarah A  4 days back

                                                    I love how much fun they have with this segment

                                                    • J XV
                                                      J XV  5 days back

                                                      Guess when I stopped listening.

                                                      • OlJohnJoe
                                                        OlJohnJoe  5 days back

                                                        Seth coulda told all these jokes smh

                                                        • wow717
                                                          wow717  5 days back

                                                          I didn't know you had a mom, I just thought you were built in a lab by gay scientists

                                                          • Grae Hall
                                                            Grae Hall  5 days back

                                                            Every damn time I watch one of these it ends with me smiling so wide my cheeks hurt a little. I love how sharp Seth's mum was. You can tell he got that from her.

                                                            • Otimepilot
                                                              Otimepilot  5 days back

                                                              Wait? Lesbians don't like cats? I ask because I'm gay, we have 4 cats and all my other gay friends have cats.

                                                              • OwlNation Legal
                                                                OwlNation Legal  5 days back

                                                                I grew up in Hughes Aircraft/Military kind of family where top brass from the Enterprise and Long Beach and surrounding bases would drop in twice a week every week for 18 years with their wives and sometimes their kids, but usually just the adults swapping Hughes radars and helicopters over Jim Beam and Five Card Stud or Bridge. There would be 20 to 40 of them, four or five tables going and they would often play until 3 a.m. and then my sister and I would have to wake up and deliver scrambled eggs and bacon. I still remember when I was like 4 years old standing in front of the broiler watching the toast because you don't make toast for 20 people in a toaster. Every once in awhile a jerk would show up and my mom and I had this routine, like Abbott and Costello I guess. She would stand back behind the person giving her a hard time and say "You know all men are bastards and when you forget they remind you." which would usially get the jerk to flinch a little amd maybe settle down a bit. That was my cue and I would reply 'Yeah mom and all women are bitches and we never get a chance to forget." The adults would start to chuckle a little bit, and then she would say "Men are like taxis. Just snap your fingers or whistle and there's a new one around the corner whenever you want one." And I would reply "Yeah Mom and women are like subways. We pay to get on and ride it in fear the whoooole way."

                                                                • Fite D-Darkness
                                                                  Fite D-Darkness  5 days back

                                                                  Seth, it’s getting easier and easier to love you...and if we could get a lesbian to finish this with, “but not in a gay way,” that would be AWESOME!

                                                                  • Zoe Cui
                                                                    Zoe Cui  5 days back

                                                                    Once again, Seth learns nothing from past experience and falls for the trap. I'm real concerned.

                                                                    • Cyn Mann
                                                                      Cyn Mann  5 days back

                                                                      Seth's mom is so cute.

                                                                      • Milichay
                                                                        Milichay  5 days back

                                                                        That's a real, your momma's joke!

                                                                        • Nerdy Jeremy
                                                                          Nerdy Jeremy  5 days back

                                                                          Wow, that intro was hard to listen to. This clip should’ve been called, “The Intro That Seth Can’t Say”.

                                                                          • Katie DeMaio
                                                                            Katie DeMaio  5 days back

                                                                            Best segment. Love it!

                                                                            • *Julia*
                                                                              *Julia*  5 days back

                                                                              "You're grounded." Bruh lmaoooo 🤣🤣

                                                                              • Nina Ciesielski
                                                                                Nina Ciesielski  5 days back

                                                                                Not kidding: After finishing that clip, youtube shows me an ad for electric toothbrushes. I am still laughing so hard.

                                                                                • Bryan
                                                                                  Bryan  5 days back

                                                                                  This might be funny if the people delivering the jokes had comedic timing.

                                                                                  • Marshall Hurley
                                                                                    Marshall Hurley  5 days back

                                                                                    A great showase for his writers, and for some time they were genuinely funny, but the jokes are now very predictable and nowhere near humorous.

                                                                                    • Robin Redbreast
                                                                                      Robin Redbreast  5 days back

                                                                                      I love it. "You black women and lesbians and Mommies are liars." LOL

                                                                                      • Sam Grig
                                                                                        Sam Grig  6 days back

                                                                                        Centrists will call out the NYPD for being nothing more than a murderous gang, but will keep supporting candidates that support the NYPD. Centrists are part of the problem.

                                                                                        • Agimaso Schandir
                                                                                          Agimaso Schandir  3 days back

                                                                                          Of course, you are right, you are wrong. Don't know what you are saying, but go on and provoke

                                                                                      • Luke Wilson
                                                                                        Luke Wilson  6 days back

                                                                                        “Young mothers are more likely to have kids with ADHD”?
                                                                                        Uhhhh I learned recently from my therapist that trauma related to bad domestic lives often manifests itself with very similar symptoms as ADHD in children.

                                                                                        • Mango Tango
                                                                                          Mango Tango  6 days back

                                                                                          Well she isn’t wrong about that pocohanaus.

                                                                                        • Shaun Lowe
                                                                                          Shaun Lowe  6 days back


                                                                                          • geet
                                                                                            geet  6 days back

                                                                                            You are grounded Seth 😂

                                                                                            • baylinkdashyt
                                                                                              baylinkdashyt  6 days back

                                                                                              I don't know. Again, like with the feminist one a few weeks ago, I don't think as much work was put into the funny on that last joke. Don't forget the rule of funny, Seth.